• By Richard Lawson
    Dec 18, 2008 12:14 PM 5,116
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    Scarlett Johansson Auctioning Off Her Snot-Filled Tissue

    Actress Scarlett Johansson is sick with a cold and she is famous. Therefore she can go on the Tonight Show, blow boogies into a tissue, and then sell it on eBay for money.

    Charity money! You should buy it! Though, the bid is currently over $2,000. But still it's kind of worth it. There's ScarJo DNA on that tissue. So you could make a clone. And, you know, do things with it.

    Like play checkers!


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