What better gift for our great posters than a great poster? This week's best comments earn a glossy 27x40 of Hollywood's terrible lizardmen flop, Delgo! Like the film, it's never been viewed. So who won?

· badhatharry on Jeremy Piven Willing to Contract Any Disease That Will Get Him Off Broadway: This guy sounds like he diagnosed himself from WebMD. I tried that once, turns out I have cervical cancer.

I'm a guy.

· HallieMarie on More Non-Cera Stars Continue to Align for the 'Arrested Development' Movie: Put Alia Shawkat down as a Maeby.

· emg72 on Drew Carey Spent 30 Minutes Crafting Bored Reaction to Historic 'Price is Right' Win: 1982: I'm 10 years old, home sick (or playing sick, can't remember) from school, watching The Price Is Right.

Some guy (wearing a mock turtleneck, if I recall) not only wins a car, but then spins *double* 100's on the big wheel, and then gets within 100 bucks of his own showcase showdown to take home both sets of prizes.

I nearly crapped myself, and then called my father at work, pulling him out of a meeting with a client to tell him the huge news. He was not amused. I didn't care. This was tremendous. The world needed to know.
26 years later, this guy goes and hits it dead on the money.

The *least* Drew could have done was crap himself. For me. For posterity.

· JudgeFudge on Farewell, Delgo: From 2,100 Screens to Zero in a Week Flat: A Prediction for Freestyle Media: Del-go straight to dvd next time.

· alexarch on Sensuous Franco 'Milk' Bathing Scene A Homage À Hockney: Defamer: The inattentive, single, barfly mother that leaves out her Playgirls to be found by her confused and nervous proto-gay son.

Congratulations to our winners! Runners-up, you get four pixels each of Scott Caan's balls.

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