Greg Gutfeld, Fox News's Red Eye host and self-declared enemy of Gawker commenters, has finally found a friend: coworker Steve Doocy of Fox and Friends. Roll the clip!

Gutfeld has been hassling Doocy to add him on Facebook for weeks, even though Doocy had hit Facebook's 5,000-friend maximum. So Gutfeld must have forced Doocy to unfriend someone to make room. How cruel! Watch how Gutfeld puts the "rot" in "homerotic" as he suggests he offered the slightly fey Doocy sexual favors to get his friend request answered.

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