By Owen Thomas, 3:40 PM on Fri Dec 26 2008, 17,722 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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The holiday season gives an ever-scrutinized media elite the one true liberation: That feeling no one's really watching! The madness descends in this clip from Fox and Friends:

• A beautiful thing waiting in the green room — but is it a Hooters waitress in full short-shorts uniform, or just poinsettia?
• The Hooters girl's teleprompter delivery is maddeningly affectless.
• The female anchor, getting repeatedly poked by her male cohosts, starts mumbling in the middle of a segment on selling unwanted items on eBay.