Real Housewives of Newark?

Because the Orange County, New York, and Atlanta versions of the Real Housewives reality series—about horrible noveau riche women and the booze they drink—have been such successes, another version is in the works. Newark!

Well, that's if this suspicious Craigslist posting is to be believed. The whole post (below) seems like a crude, racist joke ("straw chewing"? "they bidness"?), but that Cop Bar link does in fact take you to something tangible, albeit cheaply made and embarrassingly wannabe (though of what, exactly, we're not sure). Still, if this ghetto fabulous (are we using that term anymore?) new iteration, presumably not at all sanctioned by Bravo, does make it to air (or to internet), we'll probably watch it. Because we're weak-willed. And we'll watch anything.

Real Housewives of Newark?