Joke-Stealing Dane Cook Victim of Money-Stealing Brother

In a year where so much went wrong for Dane Cook—vagina-faced flops, dog poop lawsuits, and the public ire of Molly McAleer—at least the comedian could rely on his family. Or, maybe not!

According to TMZ, Cook's brother was just busted for stealing millions from him in an egregious case of bro-on-brah crime:

Darryl McCauley — who was in charge of Cook's financial affairs since the 90s — was arrested today by the Massachusetts State Police and charged with three counts of larceny and forgery.

Authorities say in one case, Dane's bro forged a $3 million check and deposited it in his account.

McCauley is advised to immediately return the fortune he stole from Cook to its rightful owner: Louis CK.

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