• By Ryan Tate
    Jan 5, 2009 11:41 PM 2,752
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    Richard Simmons, the Serial Groper of Morning TV

    Ongoing Richard Simmons Terror Campaign Leaves Dozens Wounded, Sweatin'
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    Richard Simmons Psychotically Grateful For TV Time

    Invite Richard Simmons on your morning show, and he will not only bring the flair/"issues," but will also become your devoted manservant.

    If you're into that sort of thing. (American Morning wasn't. Clip above.)


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