Richard Simmons Psychotically Grateful For TV Time

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newVideoPlayer("/Simmons_Foot_Fetish.flv", 506, 423,""); Invite Richard Simmons on your morning show, and he will not only bring the flair/"issues," but will also become your devoted manservant.

If you're into that sort of thing. (American Morning wasn't. Clip above.)

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