Because you've been good, we thought we'd throw your way a skin-heavy gallery of comedy giants Steve Martin and Martin Short in the St. Barts surf. Take that, Kim Zolciak! No, but seriously—enjoy.
Contact information for this author is not available.
![Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated) Tiger Woods Girl + Ronn [sic] Torossian = This (Updated)](http://cache-foo-02.gawkerassets.com/gawker/assets/images/7/2009/12/126x100_--75bkxuylk.jpg)

















