Because you've been good, we thought we'd throw your way a skin-heavy gallery of comedy giants Steve Martin and Martin Short in the St. Barts surf. Take that, Kim Zolciak! No, but seriously—enjoy.

You Know You Want It: Steve Martin And Martin Short Splashin' Around In St. Barts!

You Know You Want It: Steve Martin And Martin Short Splashin' Around In St. Barts!

You Know You Want It: Steve Martin And Martin Short Splashin' Around In St. Barts!

You Know You Want It: Steve Martin And Martin Short Splashin' Around In St. Barts!

You Know You Want It: Steve Martin And Martin Short Splashin' Around In St. Barts!

You Know You Want It: Steve Martin And Martin Short Splashin' Around In St. Barts!

You Know You Want It: Steve Martin And Martin Short Splashin' Around In St. Barts!

You Know You Want It: Steve Martin And Martin Short Splashin' Around In St. Barts!

You Know You Want It: Steve Martin And Martin Short Splashin' Around In St. Barts!