Twitter users are a sorry bunch. Especially the media! Errata, excuses, and eye-rolling from today's tweets:

The Twitterati Have Many Regrets

"I'm a PC" Apple spokesvillain John Hodgman couldn't decide which brand of speaker wire to buy.

The Twitterati Have Many Regrets

Former Star editor Bonnie Fuller was sorry she wasn't single while hitting the slopes.

The Twitterati Have Many Regrets

AP reporter Phil Elliott wished he'd paid more attention to Tennyson in college.

The Twitterati Have Many Regrets

Wired editor Chris Anderson was mad at himself for hiring the bunch of smartasses who ran a chart just to mock his "Long Tail" theory.

The Twitterati Have Many Regrets

CNET News's Caroline McCarthy wished she hadn't said anything at all.

Anyone else's tweets we should keep an eye on? Send us their username.