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    Jan 12, 2009 3:12 PM 6,904
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    'Edgy, Urban Handwritten Script' Means You Smell Like Brooklyn

    Oh, to create a musky scent that cries out to the world: "I am from Brooklyn." Bond No. 9 is giving it a shot, with edgy results:




    That's actually the musky scent that cries out to the world: "I got robbed in Brooklyn." My Brooklyn cologne would feature essences of kielbasa, Newports, and BQE exhaust fumes. Put yours in the comments for a good time.


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