The media live deeply ordinary lives. Okay, deeply ordinary lives in which their bosses buy them caviar. The Twitterati report in with a feast for the senses:

Life Is Good for the Twitterati

Wired editor Joe Brown lived large on Si Newhouse's dime.

Life Is Good for the Twitterati

Gawker alum Choire Sicha gave an actor the hairy eyeball.

Life Is Good for the Twitterati

Slate columnist John Dickerson got in quality time with the kids.

Life Is Good for the Twitterati

Attention-seeking omnimedia entrepreneuse Sarah Lacy primped for a fellow pundit.

Life Is Good for the Twitterati

NYT columnist Nicholas Kristof even enjoyed a funeral.