· When we told you Sunday night that some future confusion may arise from the phrase "Kate Winslet's pair of Golden Globes," Oprah was the last place we imagined we'd find it.

· Enjoy (or something) this fascinating gallery featuring Mary Kay Letourneau, Debbie Lefave, and six other offenders who make up America's Rapey Lady Teacher Hall of Shame.
· Will the cratering economy adversely affect the once-thriving market for $3.8 million virgin whores? Natalie Dylan sure hopes not!
· Rumors that Vanessa Hudgens auditioned for New Moon have turned out to be false — something about not being able to pass the Access Hollywood physical.
· Attention concert promoters: Don't even think about stiffing Chaka Khan on her mandatory Miracle Whip Light.