• By Hamilton Nolan
    Jan 14, 2009 11:34 AM 10,101
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    Fire-Haired Demon Child Demands 'Big Girl Car'

    In this age of fossil fuel depletion, economic meltdown, and a dying US auto industry, how should consumers pick an automobile? By bowing to the demands of the world's most terrifying screeching red-haired brat:

    Jesus, Chevy Traverse, why? Her nodding bombardment at the end is particularly soul-searing. [I have been looking for this awful commercial all week so thanks to Brandfreak for digging it up. May it now die.]


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