1/14 — Interesting night last night: ERIC DANE at Joan's on Third, strolling around on his cell phone, yapping away, trying to look important. Nearly didn't recognize him - he weighs at least 40 pounds less than I thought he would. Made some snide comment to my friend that he looked like he had cancer - to which she reminded me HE DID. I'm going straight to hell. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]