Attention screen-addled young (or old, whatever) folk: Gawker Media is looking for a television-obsessed intern to watch TV a few days a week, in search of newsworthy clips for social commentary. There are two qualifications:

1) A good eye

2) The ability to sit for long periods of time

The schedule is flexible, but requires a minimum of 15 hours per week over the span of 3 months. College internship credit available to those who qualify. Pay is less than minimal. Email Richard Blakeley at with proof of your television addiction (and, preferably, proof of your ability to sit); no attachments please. Must be able to work from our Manhattan office.