Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell were removed from their parents' home last Friday, shockingly for reasons other than their terrifically awful names. It also didn't have anything to do with the Great Birthday Cake Debacle (Wal-Mart acquiesced and made the cake. Of course they did.) Youth and Family Services had received a complaint about Heath and Deborah Campbell and, upon investigation, deemed that an extraction was the best measure.
Josef Stalin and Benito Mussolini Campbell, the family dogs, remain at home.