An Administration's Pathetic GoodbyesS

Vice President Dick Cheney injured his back personally torturing one last enemymoving out of government housing, into a new lair. He'll be at the inauguration in a wheelchair.

The president, meanwhile, placed a terrible, awkwardly-posed goodbye photo atop WhiteHouse.gov just hours before he was to leave office.

Amid the inaugural celebrations, this administration's exit whimper will barely register.