Are you sick of your friends who can't stop talking about the inauguration? Then you're really going to hate Twitter today. A special edition of the Twitterati to catch up with this morning's chattiness:

Jennifer 8. Lee of the New York Times had her importance recognized on arrival.

Slate's John Dickerson watched an elderly woman triumph over adversity.


Thomas Burr of the Associated Press saw a famous black person who was not Oprah.

Times TV blogger Brian Stelter witnessed a collective cliché.


Ex-Googler Chris Sacca, a lefty blogger, overshared his bowel movements.

Anyone else's tweets we should keep an eye on? Send us their username.