Are you sick of your friends who can't stop talking about the inauguration? Then you're really going to hate Twitter today. A special edition of the Twitterati to catch up with this morning's chattiness:

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Jennifer 8. Lee of the New York Times had her importance recognized on arrival.

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Slate's John Dickerson watched an elderly woman triumph over adversity.

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Thomas Burr of the Associated Press saw a famous black person who was not Oprah.

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Times TV blogger Brian Stelter witnessed a collective cliché.

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Ex-Googler Chris Sacca, a lefty blogger, overshared his bowel movements.

Anyone else's tweets we should keep an eye on? Send us their username.