Now the SEC Wants to Know How Steve Jobs Is FeelingS

"Why don’t you guys leave me alone?" Apple CEO Steve Jobs testily asked a Bloomberg reporter probing him about his health. Good luck with that: The Securities and Exchange Commission is asking, too.

It's not a formal inquiry, like the one Jobs and Apple faced a few years ago over improperly issued stock options. And the status of a CEO's health isn't ordinarily under the SEC's purview. But his absence at Macworld Expo, an annual event where he's presented Apple gadgets for more than a decade, raised fresh questions about whether Jobs, a survivor of pancreatic cancer, can do his work as CEO. After weeks of uproar, Jobs finally said he would take a six-month medical leave from Apple.

Apple's deceptive statements to the press, shifting explanations of Jobs's no-show, and changing plans for Jobs's work schedule as he recovers from a still-unexplained health problem have raised the SEC's interest.

Let's be honest: Every handwringing journalist who writes about Jobs's health feels obligated to write a disclaimer wishing Jobs a complete and speedy recovery. And indeed, the media's obsession with Jobs is emotionally fraught. But Apple shareholders don't care about Jobs's health; they just want to make money, and are freaked out that Jobs's illness and the economic recession will deal their portfolio a blow.

Apple is set to report quarterly earnings this afternoon — and Jobs has rarely participated in those conference calls, even when well. Shareholders want to hear about Apple's numbers, not Jobs's medical chart. Here's what I think will happen: If sales are disappointing, there will be fresh howls of outrage over Jobs's health disclosures. If iPhones keep flying off the shelf, the SEC will quietly drop the matter.

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