Most Coddled Sundance Non-Celebrity: Joel Stein

We're currently at the counter of the MySpace cafe, where a steady stream of celebrities have been filing in, ordering hamburgers and lattes with little-to-no fanfare—people like Woody Harrelson, Emmy Rossum, and Ben Foster.

Then suddenly a boisterous crew of about a half-dozen invaded, surrounding a guy who looked sort of familiar but we had trouble placing. We asked a clipboard-wielding woman surveying the shoot, who informed us it was Joel Stein.