Just because you use Twitter doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Starring Sarah Lacy, Elizabeth Spiers, and more!

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Founding Gawker editor Elizabeth Spiers suffered Flight 1549 flashbacks.

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Self-crowned empress of tech media Sarah Lacy believed she was being willfully deprived of gadgets.

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Guardian writer Bobbie Johnson, exiled to San Francisco, feared he'd been left alone with bunny-boiling lunatics.

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Silicon Alley Insider blogger Nicholas Carlson spied on his colleagues' indiscretions. (He was so much worse at Valleywag.)

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Rocketboom videoblogger Andrew Baron was mistaken for someone actually famous.

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