This morning the embattled Illinois governor decided to hit up Good Morning America and The View instead of, like, hanging out in Springfield where his impeachment trial is beginning.

So watch him talk Oprah with Diane Sawyer, talk his "potty-mouth" with the ladies of The View, and explain to Barbara Walters' just why he swears so much. Blagojevich is just wonderful. And probably sociopathic? Certainly completely deluded!

He's on Larry King tonight!

Update Fun fact: Blago has Drew Peterson's flack. So beautiful. Not that his flack is entirely to blame, of course—Blago clearly just says anything that comes to mind and happily seeks out and available camera. Not only has his best lawyer quit, his own wife canceled her View appearance today on advice from non-crazy people.