Everyone's experimenting with a new crowd: Katie Holmes hangs with the bad boys; Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie try a new neighborhood and Gene Roddenberry's remains enter a whole other orbit.

  • Was Katie Holmes smoking with Sean Penn and angry curser Josh Broslin in a blatant attempt to make L. Ron Hubbard's thetan soul cry? [Gatecrasher]
  • Madonna returned to Jerry Seinfeld's East Hampton home with Alex Rodriguez, just like she and A-Rod did before they got divorced, or whatever it is non-married, non-sexually-involved-yet-creepily-attached "friends" do when they fight. [P6]
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent $40 million on a mansion on Long Island's Gold Coast. It's got 25 rooms and 18 bathrooms, so some of the kids will have to share. Also: A fallout shelter. [Gatecrasher]
  • Kanye West would like to be known as Martin Louis the King, Jr. Thank you. [Daily Star]
  • Adamantly defending the healthy image of his client, Lindsay Lohan's flack announced the star recently "ate two full meals. "He didn't mention whether she kept the meals down but, you know, one calorie at a time. [P6]
  • The remains of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry and his wife Majel will be shot into space via rocket. [AP]
  • Jennifer Lopez picked out a Broadway play to star in. Everything else is apparently a formality. [P6]
  • Oprah will not run for senate, probably because it would be a net loss, power-wise. [Us]