Today's tweets: Ashton Kutcher tried to be more tolerant, the New Yorker's Sasha Frere-Jones tried to be more zen, and a guy who dropped out of journalism school tried to be more drunk.
New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof was at Davos and you weren't.
Self-described J-school dropout Reed Kavner drank and then drank some more.
Recent Twitter adopter Ashton Kutcher apologized for being a whiny jerk.
Former G4TV producer turned Late Night with Jimmy Fallon behind-the-scenes man Gavin Purcell didn't know what to make of other people's interest in him.
New Yorker music critic Sasha Frere-Jones tried to be more Zen, which sounds like a good idea after his bus-fare freakout.
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