Here's what makes Rod Blagojevich such an evil genius: after being removed from office unanimously, he comes out onto his front porch and tells the media that he's a hero.

A hero who was removed from office because he loves old people, children and kittens too much. No, seriously. Whether he's a psychopath or that helmet of hair is actually an alien mind-control device, Blagojevich's complete lack of self-awareness is staggering. So here he is, just about an hour after he was removed as Illinois governor, telling a bank of cameras that he's never loved the people of Illinois as much as he does today. The day they unanimously told him to get the hell out of their lives.