Realizing posting foul-mouthed, fowl-pooped rants against his neighbor mightn't have been the gentlemanly thing to do (particularly considering construction of the Kutcher/Moore Cougar Den took a solid decade to complete), Kelso has tweeted an apologia.
Watch now as Ashton has a cooler-head moment, only to be interrupted by a phone call from Demi, who's simultaneously tweeting her phoning of Ashton while he Twitters his treaty. That veil of celebrity mystique? They wipe their asses with it. Then they Twitter that.
- Ashton [Qik]