Snuggies, Ambien, and Paint Fumes, Oh My!

What were Twitterati like Michelle Malkin, Xeni Jardin, and Michael Buckley high on today? Doesn't really matter — they're all addicted to Twitter. Today's most addled tweets:

Snuggies, Ambien, and Paint Fumes, Oh My!

Dmitry Shapiro, founder of also-ran online-video startup Veoh, wanted his staff to bare their backsides.

Snuggies, Ambien, and Paint Fumes, Oh My!

Conservative wingnut Michelle Malkin was honest with herself.

Snuggies, Ambien, and Paint Fumes, Oh My!

Intergalactic Boing Boing editrix Xeni Jardin inhaled paint fumes.

Snuggies, Ambien, and Paint Fumes, Oh My!

Michael Buckley, the gayest YouTube microstar in Connecticut, popped a pill.

Snuggies, Ambien, and Paint Fumes, Oh My!

Funemployed journalist turned social media consultant Courtney Reimer racked her brains.

Snuggies, Ambien, and Paint Fumes, Oh My!

Special bonus: Denver writer Gil Asakawa sent us a direct tweet. He wanted to teach us how to use Twitter. Thanks, Gil, but we're good!