Here they are: your Puppy Bowl V starting lineup. Hopes and expectations are high for all-pro puppyback Eli, coming off another phenomenal year compiling over 4,800 yards passing, 39 touchdowns with only seven waterbowl interceptions.
He'll be missing his favorite target, however: Rottweiler Plax, who was placed in a lick-guard at midseason after allegedly chewing into his leg at a popular Manhattan kennel. Now let's flip the biscuit and get this game started!
- Puppy Bowl V [Animal Planet]