Christian Bale's crazy on-set rant is scary stuff, to be sure. We've found a clip to help neutralize some of the terror.

It's of a young Bale in Steven Spielberg's 1987 epic Empire of the Sun. He's singing to Japanese people. Look at how sweet and innocent he was! What changed? What made him so spoiled and mean in the years since? We may never know. It's a shame. Where has Cowboy Kelly gone?

If his wrath is still too terrifying, here's a techno version of the nasty tirade. Because of the actor's repetitive and effusive use of the word "fuck," it's the perfect audio sample to remix, fuck after fuck looping back forever and ever in house music eternity. Hope it helps.

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