Those "TyGirlz" dolls named Sasha and Malia, the ones Michelle Obama viciously smeared as "inappropriate" (BURN!)? They're done. Gone forever. Finished. (Not exactly.)

Ty, Inc. maintained all along that the dolls had nothing to do with the First Family. Why are liberals so sensitive about two black dolls released together, within a week of the inauguration, that happen to be named the same as the president's daughters? Not everything is about your God/president, socialists. Sheesh.

But then Michelle Obama's people complained, and she's the most popular lady in the world right now, so Ty had to back off in some small way.