Oh no, the first terror attack of the Barack Obama presidency! And it's domestic!

Though we still have no idea why someone blew up the car of the chairman of the Arkansas state medical board, the chief of police of West Memphis has declared it "a terrorist attack" and the FBI are all involved.

Of course, "domestic terror" hardly counts, which is how the Bush Administration Kept Us Safe After 9/11, except for the Anthrax and various mail bombs and that guy who shot up that Unitarian Church because they were all liberals back in July.

Trent Pierce, the doctor, is listed in critical condition. He was appointed by Mike Huckabee and he doesn't perform abortions but this probably has something to do with abortion.

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