Hard to imagine, but try: Could the eco-hippies who published late green magazine Plenty be stiffing writers who contributed to its last issue? Environmental writers are starting to suspect so!
A tipster tells us a group of stiffed contributors is rounding up legal counsel to go after the magazine for work the writers did on the last printed issue of the magazine and on the issue that was being filed and edited when Plenty folded last month after a funding round fell through in December. Apparently former editor in chief and founder Mark Spellun isn't returning their emails.
Best of luck guys, in all seriousness. But, realistically, I would start rationing your granola now, just on the outside chance this Plenty guy can't summon enough abundance from Mother Earth to, like, ever pay you.
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