Salacious college gossip site JuicyCampus is going out of business. You'd think collegians would learn to be polite! But here's "cool" blog IvyGate, calling this nice article the "nerdiest story of the day." That's mean:

"Throwing around standard ILMUNC lingo - "DISEC" for the Disarmament and International Security committee, "WFP" for World Food Programme - the façade of the microphone and business-professional attire lend delegates an aura of maturity far beyond their adolescent years.

Mean, but accurate. Carry on.

["Decorum, delegates: behind the scenes at the Ivy League Model United Nations Conference"]

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