Almost All of Twitter's Mysteries Solved

Karen Tumulty of Time told us how senators handle their snuff. John Battelle explained why tweets seem so brainless. But who stole a Wired editor's lunch? Twitter still has secrets.

Almost All of Twitter's Mysteries Solved

Time political correspondent Karen Tumulty shared some Capitol trivia.

Almost All of Twitter's Mysteries Solved

New York Times TV blogger Brian Stelter experienced a Christian Bale problem.

Almost All of Twitter's Mysteries Solved

Federated Media online-ad huckster John Battelle had time to Twitter, but not to think. See how that works?

Almost All of Twitter's Mysteries Solved

Wired.com editor Dylan Tweney went hungry after a colleague ate his lunch.

Almost All of Twitter's Mysteries Solved

Could the sushi thief have been Wired writer Steven Levy, who confessed to feeling hungry? Nah — Levy was at TED and you weren't.

Anyone else's tweets we should keep an eye on? Send us more Twitter usernames, please.