Have You Heard of This Facebook '25 Things' Thing?

Oh lord oh lord, the trend pieces about Facebook's '25 random things' lists are spreading even faster than the freaking lists themselves. They are the kudzu of the media world! Yesterday was only the beginning:

Make it stop:

You think we couldn't go on up to 25? We totally could. But that would be old news. The meta-stories (hello!) have already started:

Soon we will all be dead.