Ann Coulter Under Investigation for Vote FraudS

Everyone's favorite scary conservative harpy may have tried to subvert democracy, twice! Property records and lawsuits show that Ann Coulter voted in Connecticut while living in New York. Now officials are investigating.

Records dug up by private investigator Joseph Culligan and posted on Webofdeception.com showed Coulter entangled in a lawsuit over rent in 2003 while she was supposedly living with her parents in New Canaan, Conn. Property records also showed her owning an apartment in Manhattan while voting in the neighboring state.

Last month, officials said such behavior would be wrong, but they couldn't do anything unless someone filed a complaint. They only had to ask. Longtime Coulter obsessive Daniel Borchers promptly filed one.

There are only two possible conclusions here.

Either Coulter is innocently pathetic, a fortysomething woman living with her parents. Or she is a liberal — you know, the people who she claimed share "the absolute conviction that there is one set of rules for you, and another, completely different set of rules for everyone else."