Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos

Finally, W has released the photo essay that documents the exact moments that Madonna met/fell for/sucked the soul out of 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz. So, what have we learned?

Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos

The Steven Klein-shot spread is entitled "One Night in Rio," and as far as we can discern, it tells the story of a newly-liberated Madonna, who's just returned home from either a funeral or eye surgery when she notices a very hunky pool boy who she lures upstairs and roofies. The perfunctory, prone cuddling that results is positively scorching!

Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos

Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos

Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos

Also, thank goodness Luz had the foresight to scrawl his identity all over his shoulder blades. Saves a lot on the cost of model comp cards!

[Photo Credit: Steven Klein/W]


Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos
Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos
Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos
Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos
Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos
Madonna and Jesus Reenact Pietà With More French-Kissing, Speedos