Congress lived the dream today, just straight-up yelling at some bankers. Watch and enjoy the shaming and grandstanding!

How did the bankers get to Washington? Did they carpool? Who knows, but they got there, to say they're soooo sorry about how they wasted all the bailout money on hookers and bonuses to buy hookers.

Congressmembers had lots of good questions for them too, like "are you implying that Citigroup lost their minds?"

In the end, capitalism was saved because The People had the opportunity to annoy the heads of some banks for a while.

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