Margaret Cho Gifts Miley Cyrus With Hit New Ballad 'Chinky Eyes'

If Miley Cyrus wants to make amends with the Asian community in the wake of her scandalous, slanty-eyed snapshots, perhaps she should ring up Margaret Cho, who's just penned her a new tune.

"I am so upset by Miley Cyrus, I think it warrants a song!" Cho said on her blog today, before revealing a lyric sheet that would make even Rosie O'Donnell blush:

Miley Cyrus made some chinky eyes
Standing behind an Asian guy
I don't know if this should fly
As if there wasn't enough to despise

I wasn't necessarily a fan of
Her, her dad, or Hannah Montana
I tend to prefer the songs of Rihanna
Racism against Asians is simply bananas!

Oh Miley!
Chinky eyes make you look wily
prejudice isn't thought of so highly
it doesn't make us all smiley

Why is there nothing that Asians can do?
To make fun of other races as easily as you
Why isn't racism against Asians taboo?
Why are we always so racially screwed!

All you have to do is pull at your face
To make your eyelids resemble our race
This kind of joke has no proper place
Miley Cyrus is a disgrace!

To what tune it's supposed to be sung, we cannot guess; however, we're already brushing up on our electric slide and waiting for Fandango to promote Cyrus's upcoming, Cho-penned spectacular in which the song will appear: "Hanna Montana: Racially Caricatured Tween Flameout 3-D!"