Only in our nightmares does Barbara Walters shriek, "Do you have sex?" in a repeated, accusatory tone—and yet, when it happened on The View today, it was strangely satisfying.

The object of her intimate interrogation was Patti Sanger, otherwise known as the featured Amazon of Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker. After Sanger repeatedly laid down her Rules-like guidelines for women—which include no sex before marriage—Walters utterly demolished Sanger by bringing up Sanger's own boyfriend (sitting awkwardly in the front row) and bullying the woman into revealing that actually, she was having pre-marital sex with him. A shonde! Perhaps Sanger had a certain oral loophole in mind—then again, on this panel, they'd have no idea what that was.