Bid on the Right to Do Something(?) With Julia Allison and Friends

Why not spend your hard-earned money on a charity eBay auction to "Spend an Evening with NonSociety.Com Girls in New York"? I cannot think of a single reason. Current price: $102.50. Plenty of fringe benefits:

Date and time of the experience is TBD based on your host's schedule...

This package does not include any travel or accommodations. The winning bidder is responsible for arriving at the event at the agreed upon time and date. Food and beverages will be paid for by your hosts. The winner may take personal pictures and bring something to be signed. Winner may be subject to a background check, if either fails the background check, they forfeit the prize. Please bid accordingly.

And the kicker: "the night's festivities will be featured on NonSociety.com!"

Bid now!
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