Angelina Jolie Blames Octomom For Taking All The Fun Out of Hoarding Children

If Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have been quietly assembling a knife-wielding, multiracial child army, sources indicate that there are about eight newborns who Jolie would like to sic her young platoon on.

Yes, according to the Chicago Sun-Times, Jolie is no fan of the Octomom, whose plastic surgery and vast brood are often noted to resemble the actress's:

Along with many Americans, Angelina Jolie herself is said to be ''totally creeped out'' by Nadya Suleman, the now-infamous mother of six who just gave birth to octuplets — all thanks to artificial insemination.

Though Suleman categorically denies she's undergone any plastic surgery to make her look like Jolie, neighbors, friends and family members of the unemployed single mom of 14 challenge those denials — as do earlier photographs of Suleman clearly indicating thinner lips and a different-looking nose.

Furthermore, a source close to Jolie — herself the mother of six children — tells me it's not just reading about Suleman in the press that fuels the Oscar winner's irritation.

Apparently, over the past year or so, Suleman has made attempts to reach out the the actress — sending her admiring letters and extolling her talent and humanitarian efforts on behalf of children's issues around the world.

Nadya, while you were on welfare, Jolie was out there earning those babies: enduring a relationship with Billy Bob Thornton, gorging on Hot Pockets, appearing in Alexander...in short, she paid her dues! You simply can't expect that getting in-vitro while living in Bellflower will produce a perfect family consisting of three Chosen Ones, Maddox, Zahara, and the other one. It takes hard work (and the eternal goal of outdoing Jennifer Aniston).

[Horrifying Photo Credit: TMZ]