"‘Dancing With the Stars' has called 13 new celebrities to the dance floor and, for the first time, three real-life couples will battle in the ballroom-‘ET' reveals the dance partner pairing," reads the beginning of the story, but it then only lists 12 competitors. Guess who's missing?
This seems to us entirely unsportsmanlike, as Access Hollywood was more than generous in their coverage of ET regular Marie Osmond's Nutrisystem-induced fainting spell and subsequent descent into babydoll madness. You can't simply will Ms. O'Dell out of existence, ET! She's in it to win it, and sooner or later, you'll be forced to acknowledge her sizzling Cha-cha-chá.