The Twitterati Are Totally Losing ItS

Today, a media elite replete with tweets thought about all the things they no longer have. And boy, did Wired's editor get mad at a Danish reporter! Also, food, food, and more food:

The Twitterati Are Totally Losing ItS

Wired editor Chris Anderson lost his "sh*t".

The Twitterati Are Totally Losing ItS

Liverpudlian editrix Alison Gow lost her iPod.

The Twitterati Are Totally Losing ItS

Wall Street Journal reporter (and Gawker intern made good) Mary Pilon lost her sight.

The Twitterati Are Totally Losing ItS

Tech blogger Mark Drapeau lost his mind over "brad pudding." (Sounds delicious, depending on the Brad!)

The Twitterati Are Totally Losing ItS

Pregnant Guardian writer Jemima Kiss almost lost her lunch, before she even got it.

Anyone else's tweets we should keep an eye on? Send us more Twitter usernames, please.