Having tried to block it for years, a broke Michael Jackson has finally agreed to auction off a large collection of his belongings. Auctioneers for Julien's Auctions were let into Neverland Ranch to ransack it.

Well, maybe 'ransack' isn't fair, but they did take a hefty amount of the poor sad ruined singer's belongings. Jewel encrusted pants, lavish statuary, various child-sized automobiles. A King of Pop's ransom in bizarre seduction toys, really. Here are a few examples:

Michael Jackson's Jewel-Encrusted Neverland Auction


Elizabethan portrait, $4,000-6,000

Michael Jackson's Jewel-Encrusted Neverland Auction


Swarovski crystal-studded glove, $1,000-1,500

Michael Jackson's Jewel-Encrusted Neverland Auction


Rhinestone-studded socks, $600-800

Michael Jackson's Jewel-Encrusted Neverland Auction


Full-length red velvet cape with detachable faux ermine collar with gold rope trim, gold metal cross brooch with faux cabachon gems and satin lining, $300-500

Michael Jackson's Jewel-Encrusted Neverland Auction


Golf cart with image of Jackson as Peter Pan on hood, $4,000-6,000

Michael Jackson's Jewel-Encrusted Neverland Auction


Michael Jackson robot head from the film Moonwalker, $2,000-3,000

Michael Jackson's Jewel-Encrusted Neverland Auction


Old Sega flight simulator game with attendant's station, $4,000-6,000

Michael Jackson's Jewel-Encrusted Neverland Auction


Belt and other jewels from Moonwalker costumes, $1,000-1,500

Michael Jackson's Jewel-Encrusted Neverland Auction


Hanging swing with elaborate wood carvings, $1,200-1,800

Michael Jackson's Jewel-Encrusted Neverland Auction


Rolls Royce limousine with custom interior designed by Jackson, $140,000-160,000

Michael Jackson's Jewel-Encrusted Neverland Auction


A little fire engine tea kettle. $100-200