The Stimulus Package: Obama signs it tomorrow and oh my freaking god, the cable networks will totally talk about it. CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC each have their own promo; they grow increasingly insane:

CNN: The stimulus package: Is it a good deal for you? Let's calmly discuss it, with Anderson Cooper.

Fox News: The stimulus package: Is it just a black man trying to take your money? Sean Hannity explores, while pretending he knows how to read.

MSNBC: The stimulus package: Obama stroking a pen; flexing his muscles; Chris Matthews is Hardball. If you know what we mean.