• By Hamilton Nolan
    Feb 16, 2009 4:45 PM 1,651
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    Cable News Anchors Are Incredibly Stimulated

    The Stimulus Package: Obama signs it tomorrow and oh my freaking god, the cable networks will totally talk about it. CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC each have their own promo; they grow increasingly insane:

    CNN: The stimulus package: Is it a good deal for you? Let's calmly discuss it, with Anderson Cooper.


    Fox News: The stimulus package: Is it just a black man trying to take your money? Sean Hannity explores, while pretending he knows how to read.


    MSNBC: The stimulus package: Obama stroking a pen; flexing his muscles; Chris Matthews is Hardball. If you know what we mean.


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