• By Hamilton Nolan
    Feb 17, 2009 12:03 PM 7,448
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    Don't Invest in Newspapers

    Rumor: Layoffs at Reader's Digest (Updated)

    Pay No Attention to the Bulls Literally Rampaging Through Urban Streets
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    Oh Shoot the Stock Market's Collapsing Again

    Crapola, wouldn't you know it, today on Wall Street the stock market is nearing its lowest level in the past decade. But look on the bright side:

    Hey, looks like those 1930s were really bad. This is a mere bump on the road to prosperity! [Today's news of doom]


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